'Normally, I would have just felt really\r'

'It started the moment I woke up.  For some inexplicable reason, my dog, Sammy, unflinching to chew through the electrical cord and terminate up getting fried in the process.Norm tout ensembley, I would have just felt really no-count at losing Sammy who had been with me through a number of breakups and the inebriated lonely nonethelessings that followed, but I had gotten up late to meet up with this hot lady friend who asked me surface last week.I hurriedly got step up of bed to wee a quick shower.  It was indomitablely the best partially of my day.  Uneventful and normal, just the way I akin my days.  God had decided differently, however, as I stepped out of the shower exclusively to pass water that I had no ironical towels.  Sammy, in his infinite wisdom, had apparently decided that his last act on this earth, save the suicide, was to flat coat all of my towels with his scent.  It was to be one of this many office gifts to me that day, as I was ab out to realize.Managing to hurriedly juiceless myself off like Sammy would have done, I managed to take a chance a pair of jeans lying around that was beauteous clean.  Not long after that I was fully dressed and ready to go.  Mental checklist of deodorant, wallet, keys, phone all done, I nearly forgot my shoes.  It was amazing though that Sammy didn’t forget my shoes as I slipped my feet into a pool of his saliva that had accumulated inside the only decent pair of shoes that I had.It was the perfect(a) day.  My best buddy dies in a fiend electrical cord chewing incident, I dry myself off from the shower by shaking vigorously, and I find that I don’t even have any shoes to wear, all of these events on the one day that they shouldn’t be contingency; the day that I was supposed to meet the girl of my dreams.I realize, as I stand there time lag for my dream date, that this was not only the perfect day but it was also the wrong day.  Sammy had somehow unexpended with a last laugh.  He had taken a page off of my calendar and I realize that my date was for tomorrow and not today.\r\n'